September 2009
1 post
August 2009
16 posts
“When they took the fourth amendment, I was silent because I don’t deal drugs....”
– Tim Freeman Quote Details: Tim Freeman: When they took the… - The Quotations Page (via rwatuny)
I feel like a bitch today.
Let’s see how this goes.
"If I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that...
Oh, hey Kansas. Get out of my head please. I love you, but it’s been almost a week.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Drinking Game
itsalwayssunny:
DRINK: Drink one drink per scene per character who is drinking. When Rob McElhenny is shown in beginning credits Anytime Dee stands up for whats right Anytime Mac tries to assert himself as a leader Anytime they mention Charlie work Anytime sniffing glue is mentioned Anytime frank says Whore Anytime mac says Bitch Anytime a character mentions popping a shirt off Anytime...
I wish I wasn't so broke.
To be someplace where I can actually see blink-182 (and Fall Out Boy and Panic!) it’s going to be $70 for a ticket and then expenses to get there.
Fuckk!
July 2009
24 posts
Alyssaaaaaa
Just so you knowww-
I am writing a post at this very moment. =]
6382.) I grew up with a thin body even though I...
alyssabee:
(via blogsecret)
Amen.
Harry Potter midnight premiere
Yeah, I was there.
The movie was good but they cut out too much important stuff. I wonder how they’re going to put it all together in the next one with out those pieces of the puzzle.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(210): I guess what I’m trying to say is you’ve fucked more people than the economy.
You know it's a good day when you wake up looking...
Anyways, ttfn tumblr. :)
If you have a tattoo
When your mom found out did she proceed to tell you you were trashy and a fucking idiot. Then that she was was so disappointed, that you were never allowed to show you’re younger siblings because she didn’t want them to think it was acceptable- since obviously it isn’t, and that you were going to be ashamed and embarrassed of it for the rest of your life. It will also embarrass...
Erika has Oregon Trail on her new sidekick.
alyssabee:
We’re all addicted now.
“Uh-oh Erika, you got Cholera again…”
“Alyssa is lost in the woods. Would you like to search for her or continue?”
Continue.
hahaha
fmylife:
Today, I was at the beach and I met a surfer with scars all over his back. Trying to make conversation, I asked “So how’d you get those cool scars? Coral?” To which he replied “Horrific childhood abuse, actually. But yeah, they’re pretty cool.” FML
June 2009
10 posts
Agnostic and Happy
grapedrinkseventy:
phantombacons:
Happy to accept your religous or lack of religious orientation
Happy to politely tell you that thank you but I’m not interested when you rock up at my door touting copies of watchtower or other such merchandise
Happy to smile and nod and try to change the subject to the pending zombie apolalypse when you start telling me why there is no god and we’re going...
I'm ready to go home, please.
